Doping Dupes Dummies

LAUSANNE, Switzerland – Mere hours after his triumphant victory on the Dynasty Game Night podcast, John Bosch (@EmpireFFL) finds himself amidst a swirl of controversy. The IOC, in conjunction with the UCI and governing body of DGN, has launched a joint investigation after a “B-sample” tested positive for Adderall, EPO, albuterol, and yellow-5.

The recent Russian blood doping scandal (and subsequent ban from the Pyeongchang Olympics) is barely a footnote next to Bosch’s alleged cheating scheme. An anonymous source close to the investigation said to expect, “significant sanctions” on international podcasting’s biggest stage. It is still unclear whether the DGN title will revert to Zac Reed of the Dynasty Dummies.

Mr. Bosch could not be reached for comment.

Suspensions, Trades, & Stranger Things Too

Disclaimer: This article is free of any spoilers for Strangers Things 2

Today we are talking stock prices for players who were affected by some of the many news pieces that had us all on the edge of our seats this week. From suspensions laid out, to suspensions lifted, trades GALORE, and everything in between, we are talking about it over at Dynasty Dummies. Let’s dive in…
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Week 8 Stock Watch

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Welcome to the halfway point of the fantasy season. You’ve made it. Whether you are Tommy on strike from the docks or Gina working at the diner all day, it’s been quite the fantasy year already with so many unexpected twists and turns. By this time of the year, most of you dynasty owners should have a pretty good idea on where you stand with their run towards the playoffs. I will preface the rest of this article with the following, VERY important disclaimer: Continue Reading

Week 7 Stock Watch

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Let’s face it. You’re probably sitting at your work desk trying to figure out how to pass the time until you punch out for the week. What happy hours to attend? Where is the next vacation spot? What are the fantasy stocks for players this Sunday? Well you’re in luck because the stocks are in for Week 7! We will recap the how the market faired last week and look towards who you need to be buying and selling before Sunday.
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Week 6 Stock Watch

Week 6 Stock Watch
by Robby Jeffries

Week 5 is in the books, and what a week it was! DeShaun Watson put on his big boys pants and tossed five TDs, Leonard Fournette trucked his way to 181 rushing yards, and Panthers TE Ed Dickson– just as we all suspected– had five grabs for 175 receiving yards (and two touchdowns if he had ANY speed.) Sunday wasn’t without its ever-growing list of injuries however, as both Odell Beckham Jr. and Brandon Marshall were lost for the season. DeVante Parker, Bilal Powell, Matt Stafford, and Travis Kelce are among the questionables going forward. If you need to know who to stock up on and who to part ways with, you’ve come to the right place. Continue Reading