‘Twas the night before Fish Bowl
and at 700-plus houses,
Draft prep trumped talking
To the chagrin of our spouses
Like a Disney themed Christmas
we wait, girls and boys
To draft and to banter
to help @ScottFish24 buy toys
It’s a fantasy lineup,
A star studded field,
With half of us wondering,
“Can this really be real?”
There’s Sigmund and Ciga,
Liz Loza and Izzy,
Cole, Gretch and Beers
(somewhat Rotoviz-zy)
Safchick, Lonero,
Franchise (in a vest)
Jeff Miller, Mike Clay,
It’s the best of the best!
Ryan McDowell, Matt Harmon
J.J., and Scott Barrett
Matt Kelley, Chris Harris
And Tim Torch, they all share it
This common thread
The Scott Fish Bowl 7
Rich Dotson, Shane Says
And FF_Engineer Kevin
There are Footballers and FLAFFL
And so many more
Trying to reconcile
This per-first-down score
We’re all in the mix,
Everyone has some hope
Tonight we’re all equal,
The sharps and the dopes.
We’ve donned our new avatars
By @NFLDraftTalker or @fantastPastor,
If you need a new look,
These guys are the masters
Eeyore and Stitch
Beast, Cinderella,
Donald and Goofy,
Jaffar and Cruella
Sum 60 leagues
And Disney Divisions
Set up with care
And endless revisions
So as we wait for tomorrow,
And the bash’s beginning
Let’s thank @ScottFish2j4
He’s the reason we’re grinning
And that grin is great,
Don’t get me wrong
But there’s more good to do
Before the end of the song
Because of Scott Fish
And FantasyCares
Kids will have Christmas,
And that deserves shares.
So thank you to Scott,
and to everyone here
For #SFB7
And for two Christmases this year.
